tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-59299754278520680832024-03-13T16:26:26.872-05:00The Running MamaThis is the story of two little boys, a dad, a mom, a dog, and a cat.Andi Hawkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06545652568540019002noreply@blogger.comBlogger101125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929975427852068083.post-6640187760543122852009-10-17T10:32:00.000-05:002009-10-17T10:32:00.960-05:00Sorry, I Fixed The LinkSorry for the bad link on the last post. Here is the corrected link for my new <a href="http://www.andihawkins.com/">home</a>!!!Andi Hawkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06545652568540019002noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929975427852068083.post-12722714344206726422009-10-08T07:45:00.001-05:002009-10-17T10:30:28.137-05:00Its So Hard to Say Goodbye...But, I've been working on a new home for awhile. Its finally ready, gulp. From now on I will be posting over <a href="http://www.andihawkins.com/"><span id="goog_1255005435525"></span>here<span id="goog_1255005435526"></span></a>. I hope you like it. If you don't just say that you do anyway. We'll all be happier people. <br />
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Also... check your link on La Blogrolle. I transfered all of them one by one from my . Took for-e-ver. I would hate to go to all the trouble and not even have the right domain for somebody. If you don't mind, change my link on your site too. Its easy: andihawkins.com. Holla!!!Andi Hawkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06545652568540019002noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929975427852068083.post-10993830902089559382009-09-16T05:00:00.003-05:002009-09-16T05:00:08.353-05:00Chasing Kids Isn't A WorkoutChasing the kids isn’t equivalent to an actual workout, says Jacqueline Stenson, MSNBC contributor, in a <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32841438/ns/health-fitness/?ns=health-fitness">story</a> posted yesterday. The article states that moms of young children may "feel like they are run ragged by the end of the day" but they "may not have engaged in as much physical activity as they think.” My heart is boiling with the collective indignation of mothers the world over.<br />
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The report explained a study conducted at the University of Iowa where mothers of children under six wore a device to measure physical activity for a week. Findings showed that most of the meaningful physical activity was of the intentional variety (i.e. sports and exercise) while any incidental activity (like chasing after kids) didn't offer a significant health benefit. <br />
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Despite the questionable validity (a whopping 58 subjects in the entire study?!), the researcher’s conclusion is hard to sell. During the writing of this paragraph, I was summoned across the house two times, once to "please close the bathroom door" and once for an official wipe. In fact, most of the day I whisked around shoveling loads of laundry and vacuuming the debris trail of the World's Hairiest Dog. If this doesn't have a significant health benefit, please somebody stop me.<br />
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As a runner, I would love for women everywhere to enjoy an hour of early morning quiet, pounding the sleepy streets like I do. But as a mother, I know that exercise often follows flossing to the archive of abandoned resolve. Why would a mother want to exert herself if she is already worn out? If she is, indeed, “run ragged” what conceivable perk does she gain by adding something else? I run because I <em>enjoy</em> it, not because some expert told me to. <br />
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Dear authors of guilt-inducing studies: <br />
When you describe your target group as "run ragged" do not then accuse them of <em>not doing enough</em>. <br />
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Sincerely,<br />
Your Mother<br />
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Ladies, do not under any circumstances give yourself fitness credit when keeping up with the children. Run, dance, swim if you like, but adhere to the guidelines. If you don’t, your under-exercised self may drop dead of a massive coronary during pre-school pick-up. It’s a proven fact.Andi Hawkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06545652568540019002noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929975427852068083.post-54429832704531448262009-09-09T07:30:00.008-05:002009-09-09T08:05:45.682-05:00Prayer RunningMy running partner, Jerri, and I have gotten very close in our three years of <strike>yapping</strike> running together. Things between us got honest right away, since we both have unflattering mucous habits during exercise. You can't put on airs while hocking and blowing phlegm every quarter mile, and we settled for intimate friendship over mutual disgust. Recently, we decided to use our vulnerability with each other for a deeper purpose. Instead of spending the last half of our run rehashing the conversation from the first, we do something more spiritual... you know... like <em>pray</em>. <br />
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There is a beautiful street at the end of our run, lined with tall trees. When we round the bend to this last stretch, it is praying time. There are no rituals to make God seem far away. Our hands can't clasp, we can't bow our heads, we can't even close our eyes. We are two friends talking to each other and to our God who is as close as our own breath. Our prayers spout and gasp, but they surround us like little lamps, warming our insides with freedom and energy. <br />
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There is no pretension. Our confessions, our worries, the stones of our souls, they float off like bubbles as we stomp down the road. We pray for our favorites- Her Jerrod, My Greg, and the four babies between us. We fight for them, with all the fervor our legs can muster. We can't help it, as we speak we run faster and faster, as if our effort is the measure of our passion. <br />
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When we finish, we are breathless. We have shown each other our ugliest, our best. Like two lovely warriors we walk along, sweaty and peaceful, ready for another day.Andi Hawkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06545652568540019002noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929975427852068083.post-72541513121570275152009-09-04T21:30:00.029-05:002009-09-04T22:28:58.829-05:00Greg Calls It "Washed Out," I Call It "Classy"But this is my blog, so I get to design it however I want. I couldn't figure out how to do all the stuff I imagined because it required a Dr. Suess-ish vocabulary and I don't know a widget from a jaypeg. I guess you can't go wrong with a stock blogger template and photoshopped iphone pics. Don't argue.<br />
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In other news... I'm updating my blog links too, so if you haven't posted in over two months I'm cleaning you off the roster unless you comment on THIS POST. Believe me, I understand a neglected blog, but seriously Todd, it's been too long. To everyone who isn't already on my list and wants to be, leave me a comment and I will show you some love. That's how I am.<br />
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Preschool starts back next week (Glory!). I have a bone to pick with preschool. If preschool were nicer, it wouldn't have abandoned me all summer in the raging, never-ending heat. Where were you preschool while I tried to keep the boys alive under the Elmo sprinkler? Where were you while they ate their ice pops in the bathtub because it was too hot in the driveway? Where were you while our family rolled lethargically around the couch demanding goldfish and juice boxes [Toby and Charlie] and pretending to be asleep [me]? Now here you are again just in time for my boys to play outside in the mild(ish) fall weather instead of dangle whiningly from the fridge door. Don't get me wrong, I'm very glad you came back, but your timing is less than impeccable. <br />
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I forgive you preschool. Just the sight of your golden head peeking over the horizon like a seraph makes me gracious. With a couple of free mornings <em>every week</em>, I'm looking forward to sitting in my coffee shop again, plinking out whatever comes to mind and dumping it into cyber space for posterity. It's the good life.Andi Hawkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06545652568540019002noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929975427852068083.post-43962755982669778212009-08-06T16:50:00.004-05:002009-08-06T17:21:01.701-05:00BoundariesI am going crazy. I used to only feel this way at the end of the day, mostly when I was out of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Chai</span>. Now I am ferociously neurotic and weepy from the moment Toby pokes me awake in the morning, to the moment he pokes me awake the next morning. Just the fact that I’m writing about this again is just so insanely redundant. My only consolation is the respite this little journal gives my friends.<br /><br />Have you ever felt like someone was rubbing a scouring pad over your nerves? I cannot explain how perfect an analogy that is for my life. I suddenly hate talking. Toby will not stop asking questions. Repetitive, idiotic questions. “Why are we going to move?” he says.<br />“We’re not moving,” I say.<br />“Why not?” he says.<br />“Because we like our house.”<br />“What happens when our house gets old?”<br />“Lots of people live in old houses. It’s fine, dude.”<br />“Will we take our windows when we move?”<br />“WE ARE NOT MOVING,” I would yell if my head <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">wasn</span>’t already detaching itself to escape.<br /><br />Was there really a time, a severely misguided moment, that I worried Toby would never talk? Did I really lack even a shard of foresight?<br /><br />Greg took me out to dinner the other night. We left the boys with a sitter so we could have big people time. (And not eat at Sonic.) I collapsed into the car seat with a huge sigh and just sort of stared blankly. He was all, “What’s wrong?” and I was all, “Do not talk to me, I’m liquefying.” I guess my continual edginess finally snapped his patience in two because he went totally Dr. Phil on me, spewing out the most annoying logic like how I need to “create boundaries” and “take charge.” It was so reasonable that I <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">couldn</span>’t reply, being that I was more in the mood for a <em>maniacal rant</em> than an actual <em>solution</em>. I <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">didn</span>’t say a single thing until after we ordered our food. Finally my “whatever, Greg” face cracked, and I slumped onto the table in tears. “I don’t know how to be better at this,” I said.<br /><br />“You are a good mom,” He said. I think I’ll keep him.<br /><br />This afternoon I called our little neighbor friend, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Kennedi</span> to come over. She bounced in the house all spry and happy and I realized that Toby and Charlie were their usual <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">pantsless</span> selves, crawling nakedly over the train tracks on the floor. It is dehumanizing to embarrass your kids, but after an emergency shorts hunt, Toby and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Kennedi</span> are in another room playing happily, while Charlie sits next to me like a cherub, probably drunk with relief that his brother is quiet.<br /><br />Charlie is so competent and self-sustaining. He’s like a terrarium.<br /><br />Sometimes I really do want to move. Maybe I could find some loft apartment or quiet cubicle and live all by myself. It sounds so sane and clean.<br /><br />Too bad I love these people too dang much to quit.Andi Hawkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06545652568540019002noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929975427852068083.post-50923639464295998512009-07-23T00:20:00.000-05:002009-07-23T00:26:31.142-05:00DeathAll I said to Greg was "Who died?" As in, <em>conversationally</em>. As in, <em>our good friends were called away to a funeral and I want to know how somber I should feel</em>. Not as in, <em>let's unravel the very long rope of mortality and pluck at each mysterious strand, right here at this very moment, when mommy's afternoon coffee has worn off and the taco soup is scorching on the stove.</em><br /><br />But that is precisely what happened. I said, "Who died?" and Toby burst into tears, spraying us with worms from the can I'd opened.<br /><br />"Did somebody die?" and "Am I going to die?" and "When am I going to die?"<br /><br />Greg and I were completely unprepared. He was crying so violently, so out of <em>nowhere</em>. Greg scooped him into his lap to calm him down. I sat beside them both stroking Toby's arm, searching for a possible trajectory. How could he even know what "died" meant?!<br /><br />"Am I going to die?" he said again.<br /><br />Greg and I looked Toby straight in the eye and answered confidently "No!" [Greg] and "Someday..." [me]. What?! I shot Greg my subliminal indignation. <em>Liar liar pants on fire.</em><br /><br /><em>Heartless messenger of evil,</em> Greg shot back.<br /><br />Clearly we had no plan. We sat for a moment, <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">dumbfounded</span>, watching Toby sob. Neither of us had a clue where to start, so we opted to board the Joy Bus through the valley of death like good Christian parents. "Let's focus on Heaven! and Living Forever With God!"<br /><br />"Will it hurt when I die?<em> </em>Is Charlie going to die? How long will I be dead?"<br /><br />"Heaven is super-fun! God is awesome to be with!"<br /><br />He cried so hard that the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">hangy</span> thing in the back of his throat wiggled with every <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">wail</span>. "How am I going to die? I don't want to die..."<br /><br />It was more gut-wrenching than <em>Beaches</em> and <em>Bridge to <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Terabithia</span> </em>together. How could we explain death and eternity to a four-year-old? Ten minutes before he was yelling "Come wipe me!" and now he was <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Socratically</span> dissecting his own fate.<br /><br />We whizzed through all the death scriptures we knew. "...conform to His death...?" "The wages of sin is death...?" Then we remembered this: "...Jesus, who has destroyed death..." That phrase became the pot in which we planted our integrity. We could look him in the eye and say "Dying is really scary, but don't worry little man, <em>Jesus wins</em>."<br /><br />Then we all went to Sonic for a cherry limeade.Andi Hawkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06545652568540019002noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929975427852068083.post-6195899266868217742009-07-07T05:00:00.005-05:002009-07-07T05:31:04.098-05:00Satisfaction, Like It or Not<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Lg10L4yznDY/SlK62KB9hzI/AAAAAAAAAaU/kY-Q5M1y0Bg/s1600-h/photo+(34).jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355548346465224498" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 150px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 200px" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Lg10L4yznDY/SlK62KB9hzI/AAAAAAAAAaU/kY-Q5M1y0Bg/s200/photo+(34).jpg" border="0" /></a> I wore the boys out Saturday. Wore them <em>out</em>. It was one of those afternoons that scrapbooks itself involuntarily: the rosy-cheeked children splashing and giggling in sepialike snapshots. I bought them another baby pool, and I kid you not, I have never been so happy with a six dollar sale item. I sat in my lawn chair reading, <em>reading!</em> while they bounced around safely in two feet of water. Greg grilled burgers and hot dogs and we put his Sigma Chi mugs in the freezer for frosty root beers.<br /><br />When it got too hot I actually crawled in the pool myself. It was really grassy, you know, after Toby and Charlie had climbed in and out all afternoon. I grabbed the strainer from the sandbox and lazily skimmed the water. It felt good to cool off, but also kind of lame sitting there in an inflatable pool spooning out debris.<br /><br />“What are you doing?” Toby said.<br /><br />“I’m just cleaning off the yucky grass.”<br /><br />“Why is the grass yucky? It isn’t yucky on the <em>ground</em>.”<br /><br />He didn’t have to be so rational about it. <em>I don’t know why it’s so yucky. It’s so yucky because I would rather be floating on a raft in a big people pool with a nice vacuum thingy cleaning it for me.<br /></em><br />I like to think I’m above the discontent raging through America like typhoid, but I’m not. I peer out of Eden, looking for that one thing that isn’t mine, completely missing the giant mountain of wonderful I’m already standing on.<br /><br />My two little boys are fresh and sweaty with life, laughing wildly under the bright blue skies of summer. How on earth could this be any better?Andi Hawkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06545652568540019002noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929975427852068083.post-13900614871023223412009-07-03T13:52:00.001-05:002009-07-03T13:57:15.615-05:00Summer BlessingsI know I haven’t written on my blog since, oh I don’t know, the Bush years, but believe me, I’m just saving my Shalom here. Nothing makes mommy grouchier than interrupted <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">concentration</span>. Like the “preschool is out and we can now leech every last drop of your humanity <em>all day</em>” variety. It is really much easier to abandon any personal <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">accomplishment</span> and surrender myself to the cause.<br /><br />Which brings me to why I’m writing this post. Well, first it’s my birthday and the hubs mercifully gave me my laptop and car keys in trade for the children (I love that man). Time to myself is just logistics, however, because I have a deeper motive. My “cause,” my <em>inspiration</em>, my <em>muses</em>, are blooming like fresh summer roses and I don’t want to forget a single moment.<br /><br />See, I’m crying here. Even through these days of <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">interminable</span> sameness, there is a violent need to hold on. First, is the growing. Growing documented daily by Toby in astonished hand-to-forehead comparisons. “Everyone!” he shouted this morning outside The Snooty Pig. “I am taller than this bench!” <br /><br />“You are!” I said tearfully, plopping equal parts joy and grief in my motherhood repository. The doorknob! The fire hydrant! Mommy’s bed! He checks them off like a to-do list of vertical ascent. <br /><br />Charlie too is sprouting with rosy-cheeked zeal. Every day he compiles a new stream of babble into an articulate sentence. <em>A sentence!</em> Sometimes my <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">expectations</span> are so behind I almost miss it. His sparkling brown eyes flicker intensely as he repeats “<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Wha</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Poby</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Dooeen</span>?” in a consecutive stream until I smack my hand to my temple and <em>get it</em>.<br /><br />“What is Toby doing? Of course! Let’s go find out!” I take his dimpled little hand into mine and we yell “<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Poby</span>! <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Poby</span>, where are you?” until we hear Toby laughing behind the curtains.<br /><br />Some afternoons I sit down during their rest with my good intentions, ready to clink out another piece of my <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">cyber</span> memoir. Charlie opens his door and hollers “hello?” down the hall infinity times. Toby bursts from his room for a mid-nap poop. I just shrug my shoulders and sigh. There is nothing lost in a house full of life, <em>this</em> house, with two warm babies tucked under my arms, leaning on my chest as I stroke their beautiful heads.<br /><br />God is so good to me.Andi Hawkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06545652568540019002noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929975427852068083.post-36978244109329954022009-06-02T19:00:00.003-05:002009-09-03T15:26:36.524-05:00Presently Ever-Present<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Lg10L4yznDY/SiW2retsX7I/AAAAAAAAAZE/myjJWGyhQ54/s1600-h/photo+(16).jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342877391040307122" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Lg10L4yznDY/SiW2retsX7I/AAAAAAAAAZE/myjJWGyhQ54/s200/photo+(16).jpg" style="cursor: hand; float: right; height: 200px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; width: 150px;" /></a>Ever-<span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">present</span>, in reference to the children. I don't mean this as a sentimental nod to togetherness. I mean it in the "climbing in my lap while I pee," "tapping my hip while I cook," "clawing at my shirt as I type kind of way." We are only one week sans preschool and my independence is rocking itself back and forth in a forgotten corner.<br />
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I know I will miss these days. Even in my current delirium there are moments when it feels good. We loiter around the house like sleepy cats, doing what we want to do. I tickle Charlie right under his collar bone until he laughs so hard he can't breathe. Toby sits in my lap while I wash the caked dirt off of his feet with a rag. I love those things, I do. Lately, though, there is that "laying out in the sun was heavenly, but now I'm really blistered" factor stifling my pleasure.<br />
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Part of it is the constancy. My mental calendar unfolds into one long row of empty boxes marking the pilgrimage to Fall. The bleak highlights: Tues. Shopping at <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">CostCo</span>! Mon.-Thurs. Swimming Lessons! Fri. Trash Day! I see myself bumbling along, leap frogging from one mediocre affair to the next and hoping I don't drown in my own guilty ungratefulness.<br />
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The kids are just always <em>there</em>. Toby stalks me through the house performing interrogation torture. "How big was I when you were a baby?" "Where will we move when we grow taller than our house?" "When is my room going to catch on fire?" I answer him with logic until I realize that it is not a child I'm speaking to, but a three-foot expert on all things absurd.<br />
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"You were not born when I was a baby," I say.<br />
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"Yes I <em><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">wa</span>-as</em>!" He says.<br />
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"If you already know, then why are you asking?"<br />
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"You are not being nice, mommy!"<br />
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Maybe I could handle the perpetual debate if Charlie wasn't in my face slapping the keyboard and honking my nose.<br />
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I feel like I'm going crazy.<br />
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"I feel like I'm going crazy!" I go ahead and yell to two people with sudden-onset indifference.<br />
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Several summers from now I'll be whisking my boys off to sleepovers and soccer games, choking on a stream of relentless action. I'll wonder when I ever had time with them. Toby will clam up like a secret agent protecting his thoughts with the conviction of Jason <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Bourne</span>. Charlie will only crawl in my lap to steal the remote. When that day comes I will feel sad and nostalgic and recall only the best parts of where we are now.<br />
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But today, a little <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">withdrawal</span> sounds like <em>heaven</em>.Andi Hawkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06545652568540019002noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929975427852068083.post-86421813410838057462009-05-17T17:45:00.002-05:002009-05-17T21:14:57.258-05:00Who Bloody Nose?My kids are prone to odd maladies that lack medical urgency, yet still astonish and disgust everyone in their vicinity.<br /><br />Take barfing for example. To this day Toby is the only toddler I have ever seen be personally delivered to his parents <em>in the middle of church service</em> by a gagging, vomit-covered child-care volunteer. If there were a barf Olympics I would enter Toby and tearfully cheer from the bleachers as he <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">projectiled</span> further than anyone in history. "That's my boy!" I would say and then I would reminisce about long nights spent on the couch holding towels under his chin and how worthwhile it was now that he was on the podium singing our National Anthem.<br /><br />Last week we were outside for all of thirty minutes, wherein the absolute first mosquito <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">hatchlings</span> of summer congregated on Toby's shins for a celebration feast. It wasn't like I didn't <em>know</em> to hose the boys off in <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">deet</span> before subjecting them to the insect Hades of our backyard, but I hadn't checked my entomological calendar for the precise mosquito life cycle. One moment I'm dreamily sipping my <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Chai</span> latte in <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Spring's</span> sheltering arms, the next I'm digging through our medicine cabinet for the *<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">AfterBite</span>* cream and *<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Benadryl</span>* because Toby's legs are swelling to the size of Redwood trunks.<br /><br />I know what you are thinking. Lots of kids are allergic to insect bites and blah blah blah, but I kid you not, none of them (<a href="http://www.jenniferjday.blogspot.com/">except B.A.D</a>.) ever produced such hideous, colossal boils as what sprouted from my son's innocent flesh. Boils with <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">eco</span>-systems and lunar phases and fast food franchises. Part of me was a little excited to share this <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">anomaly</span> via <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">Internet</span> photo, and for that I apologize. In my defense, if your own child were capable of a grotesque reaction you would find the urge to shock your <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">FB</span> friends <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">irresistible</span> too.<br /><br />Today I added "bloody noses" to my long list of *<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">WebMD</span>* queries. While my adoration and gratefulness for *<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">WebMD</span>* runs deeper than most consider prudent, there are times when I cannot convey the appropriate <em>severity</em>. "Bloody noses" are what happen when your brother throws a wooden train across the room, or when you go skiing in Breckenridge, or when you <em>pick</em>. Searching "Sudden failure of entire vascular regions while sitting quietly in Children's Worship" did not produce any valuable results.<br /><br />What can you do? After four years of research I have learned there is usually nothing to worry about, and that just about anything is a symptom of cancer.<br /><br />Anything except <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emetophobia"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">emetephobia</span></a>. That is just a perk of mothering two uniquely gifted individuals.Andi Hawkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06545652568540019002noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929975427852068083.post-71214498855284186922009-05-11T16:30:00.002-05:002009-05-11T16:48:18.627-05:00Paradigms: Sometimes They Won't Fit the Mold<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Lg10L4yznDY/SgeiUo8naqI/AAAAAAAAAY0/JS5cKV6qFcQ/s1600-h/photo+(15).jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334410759116384930" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 150px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 200px" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Lg10L4yznDY/SgeiUo8naqI/AAAAAAAAAY0/JS5cKV6qFcQ/s200/photo+(15).jpg" border="0" /></a>Remember your first child? You know, the one who fell asleep in the shopping cart at Target during the Christmas rush? The one who jumped in bed before you got to "two?" The one who kissed you without your having to pretend cry? The one whose bibs went unstained under the threat of mashed yams? Remember him???<br /><br />Just when you accepted either a) your chromosomal superiority or b) your (look out...) remarkable parenting skills, your second child springs from the womb yelling "no" and laughing while you try to snuggle his limp-bodied, kicking self into some semblance of the Willow Tree carving on the dresser. <br /><br />"Oh, I'm sorry," you tell him, "I guess you didn't know that breaking all the glass votive holders was dangerous. That yelling 'Cookie!' the entire time we ate out (though you were, in fact, holding a cookie) was irritating. That shrieking 'Down! Down!' as I carried you from preschool every day was embarrassing. It should look like this: you kneeling beside my heart-shaped, featureless face while I tenderly stroke your wooden cheek. Yes, that's it! Isn't that what you meant to do?"<br /><br />Then your second child locks eyes with you and smiles very dimply and peachy while reaching one toe into the street just a touch, just a little weensy bit. "Charlie!" you say, "No sir! Go to the naughty spot!" You wave your arms and squinch your eyebrows so the neighbors see you are not permissive or negligent or incompetent, though you yourself aren't really sure. <br /><br />You scrutinize your care, your attentiveness, your goodness while he sits in time-out. You look at his tiny bean-of-a-self enduring this formality with the remorse of an artichoke. <em>What am I doing wrong?</em><br /><em></em><br />He grabs his wiggly feet and sings, "He ha da Whole worl in His han!" and "biddy biddy beebees, in his han!" until you realize the answer is <em>nothing</em>. What is flawed is the statue itself, because as moving as it seems, it isn't as delightful, as marvelous, as <em>perfect</em> as this stubborn, extraordinary soul.<br /><br />God don't let me change him!Andi Hawkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06545652568540019002noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929975427852068083.post-21795215487536362962009-04-26T16:45:00.002-05:002009-04-27T18:46:25.275-05:00Separation Anxiety"My red is coming out!!!!" Toby yells. His alarm is always <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">disproportionate</span> to the actual trauma, so I have no idea if its a hangnail or a severed arm when he summons my highly qualified medical self to come rescue him. I nonchalantly grab a napkin and take it to the living room where he and Greg have all 87 parts of a ceiling fan sprawled out on the floor. Toby is sobbing and flipping me the bird. Well, not the <em>actual</em> bird, but he is sobbing and pointing my way with his injured middle finger.<br /><br />"Is it a paper cut?" I ask because I forgot my go-go-gadget magnifier for <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">microbooboo</span></span> locating. "Mo-o-o-<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">omm</span></span>-y-y" he opens his mouth into such a wide cry that his lips barely reconnect for the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">m's</span></span>. "I think your gonna make it buddy," I say. Greg returns to his <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">screwdriverish</span></span> super-project while I rinse Toby's finger in the kitchen sink.<br /><br />Our <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">underconcern</span></span> makes him anxious-- as if some day he will puncture an artery or catch on fire and his parents might keep on weed-eating or browning turkey meat while he bleeds to death on the kitchen tile.<br /><br />This is the part of four that baffles me. At two, I knew I could scoop him up and hold him for just a skinned knee. It felt so right reassuring him, letting him cry it out however long he wanted. Now I waffle between coddling and indifference, searching for a proper balance that won't land him in therapy twenty years from now.<br /><br />Even more perplexing is his simultaneous need for manhood. One minute he wants gauze wrapped around an <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">indiscernible</span> wound, and the next he is following his dad up the ladder with a <em>real</em> screwdriver in his fist. I furiously dig through his plastic tool set for a safer toy replica wondering who to blame for his inconsistency, him or me?!<br /><br />What I want is to have him both ways. I want him to be tough, independent, capable and I also want him to <em>need</em> me. I let him go with a wary <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">unclenching</span></span> of hands, then give him whiplash yanking his little self right back. Independence requires something of both of us that still feels foreign. I know I should lead and encourage him, but that requires a hint of risk, of <em>danger</em> that I'm too afraid to allow. The nurturing part is so much easier.<br /><br />I think this will be my battle always. Like in the book "Love You Forever" when the old mother crawls through her grown son's apartment window and rocks him while he sleeps. Everything about that page is disturbing and muddled. You want to yell through the watercolor "Cut the cord, lady!" But when you sit on the bed next to a pair of chubby, bare feet you can't very well cast blame. It'll take everything you have to keep your own feet from <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">clambering</span> up behind her.<br /><p></p>Andi Hawkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06545652568540019002noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929975427852068083.post-53306543241927312022009-04-16T23:45:00.001-05:002009-04-16T23:48:50.686-05:00What I Couldn't SayGreg and I have important stuff to talk about. Probably. We are sitting at the kitchen table over tilapia, each of us throwing conversational paintballs in the vague vicinity of the other. Toby is sitting next to me unable to finish his nuggets because he "really needs to poop." Charlie's nuggets are squished into pancakes and one by one sailing down to the underchair netherworld where I don't even clean anymore.<br /><br />"I mean it seems like a good idea, you know?" Greg says, but I <em>don't</em> know, because I have no clue what the idea was.<br /><br />"Tell me what we are talking about again?" I say.<br /><br />"Envelopes." He possibly said over Charlie who is pointing at the pantry yelling for I don't know what.<br /><br />Toby stands next to his chair holding his pants and underwear. "Can you come wipe me?" he asks. Greg groans and follows him to the bathroom. I hurry to make Charlie some oatmeal.<br /><br />And that is that. We regress to yelling our schedule essentials from one side of the house to the other.<br /><br />"I have a paper due this weekend," he says.<br /><br />"I have a meeting Sunday afternoon." I reply.<br /><br />"I'm playing golf tomorrow. I won't be home until 7:00."<br /><br />"I want to make an appearance at Jamie's make-up party."<br /><br />This is the new us, the frazzled, noisy us, negotiating our independence like day traders. He is only in another room, but it feels further. I miss talking to him. I wonder if we'll ever stop bothering at all.<br /><br />Later we load up the kids for a Sonic run. I look at Greg next to me in the car. He has a fresh hair cut. I like it. His face is tan from the golf course, making his green eyes more vivid. He boyishly taps the steering wheel to the Newsboys song from the radio. Once upon a time neither of us listened to music like this. It feels good watching him enjoy it, <em>choosing</em> to enjoy it, for the boys sake. He has substance. That is always what I liked about him.<br /><br />I remember sipping a cherry limeade after school one afternoon, concealing my private obsession with the phone from my friends. Maybe Greg would call. Maybe he would invite me to a movie or to Harrigan's for cheese rolls. The very thought gave my life meaning. It was scary how much he meant to me. When I was with him, I called self-control from every continent of my soul to keep my hands from trembling.<br /><br />What is so different now? It's been fifteen years since I met him at a basketball game somewhere in Oklahoma City. Fifteen years since my heart quit beating for mere life. Even though the boys are fighting behind us, even though our car smells like Sonic, even though we can't use actual <em>words</em>, when he turns to me and winks, I know why I bother trying. I know exactly why I bother.Andi Hawkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06545652568540019002noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929975427852068083.post-13371256364114208262009-04-09T11:00:00.002-05:002009-04-20T15:32:42.708-05:00The Running Mama RulesIt has been almost three years since my first run with Jerri. In that time...<br /><br />We have covered more miles than lie between Houston and New York City.<br /><br />We have talked over 500 hours.<br /><br />We have resolved the following issues: the best school for Jerri's girls to attend, the name of my second son, what we want to be when we grow up (Jerri=<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">esthetician</span>, Andi=writer), how to hide vegetables in non-yucky food, a color for my living room walls, what to buy our husbands for Christmas, how long one can run while pregnant (20 weeks until your back gives out!), our hormone imbalances, the best discipline techniques at every age level (up to ten anyway...), and of course our God, how He is the center, the everything, even when we just don't get Him at all.<br /><br />While I was pregnant with my second son Jerri ran slower with me until I couldn't run anymore. Then Jerri walked with me until I couldn't walk either. Then Jerri swam with my pouting, super-sized self until I almost <a href="http://tobyncharlie.blogspot.com/2008/09/lunch-interrupted.html">gave birth while we ate lunch one <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">afternoon</span>.</a><br /><br />We have laughed and run, wept and run, been silent and run, prayed and run. We have prayed so hard that we stopped running, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">laid</span> hands on each other and cried.<br /><br />This is why I love running. On the quiet, dark road I am not alone. I have the sweetness of other feet thumping beside me, around every bend, over every hill. One pair wears worn <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Asics</span> with double-knotted laces. The other pair I can't see, but He is always in front showing us where to go.<br /><br /><div align="center"><strong>The Running Mama Rules:</strong></div><div align="center"><em><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Running</span> Mamas Have Little Feet Who Need Them Around</em></div><ul><li><div align="center">Never wear headphones on the road. (You cannot hear cars.) </div></li><li><div align="center">Run against traffic. (We have dodged into the ditch many times when a driver didn't see us.)</div></li><li><div align="center">Be <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">blinky</span>. (We use little finger lights they sell at Halloween. They strobe!!)</div></li><li><div align="center">Wear bright clothes. (We have reflective belts and arm bands. If you don't feel like a dork, you are not visible enough.)</div></li><li><div align="center">Carry a phone.</div></li><li><div align="center">Never run alone.</div></li></ul><p align="center"></p><div align="center"></div>Andi Hawkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06545652568540019002noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929975427852068083.post-17886292123220006252009-03-29T15:30:00.004-05:002009-08-13T14:14:29.742-05:00You Had Me at "5:15"After a few more weeks of pure baby devotion, I slowly went back to running. Once I could rest, I saw that I wasn't <em>completely</em> starting over. My legs felt sore, but my lungs hung in pretty well.<br /><br />I sputtered along as Emily's half-hearted, second-rate running partner though our schedules were different now. Emily needed to run in the afternoon, the worst time of day for a baby. I couldn't keep up while pushing the baby jogger, and I refused to dump a cranky infant on my husband the minute he walked through the door. Emily was my friend and it hurt to see the close of our era. We met to run here and there, but in the end, I casually drifted away.<br /><br />For awhile I didn't do much but gawk at my baby. I couldn't be with him enough. I had no idea he would take over my heart, no my very <em>being</em>, with such ferocity. If I planned to do anything for myself it would not be at his expense. I hated to give up running, but in comparison, I really didn't care.<br /><br />Was there someone else as devoted to her babies as I was? Someone willing to run at odd times on low-energy, maybe even wearing mashed bananas on her shorts? To stick with it, I needed a different breed of woman. Someone whose legs only took her as far as two tiny arms could reach.<br /><br />I needed another Running Mama.<br /><br />I mentioned my hope to a few friends at church, and through a friend of a friend, I met my running soul-mate. When I found her, heaven itself burst into song and unfurled the rainbow of joy over my snot-crusted shoulders. Her name was Jerri, disciplined runner and mother of two.<br /><br />I said "Can you be up by 6:00?"<br /><br />She said "How about 5:15?"<br /><br />I said, "I will cancel last minute if my baby is sick."<br /><br />She said, "Me too. Times two."<br /><br />I said, "Do you run fast?"<br /><br />She said, "Let's just stay together."<br /><br /><em>Cue tears of jubilation.</em>Andi Hawkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06545652568540019002noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929975427852068083.post-64675085566354429672009-03-26T11:59:00.000-05:002009-08-13T14:15:03.861-05:00Oh BabyObviously, there's the birth, which is no spa pedicure. Toby's was light years easier than his brothers would be two years later. I was induced in the morning and he arrived at 2:05 under the covering of the single greatest breakthrough in modern medicine: a la <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">epidurale</span>. <br /><br />Emily was greasing up the wheel bearings on the baby jogger a few days before my six week Dr. visit. Her optimism was flattering. I don't know how she saw any hope at all, since I had been through six weeks of extreme sleep deprivation, raging mastitis, and accidental undernourishment (who had time to eat?). Miraculously, my Dr. sent me home with a clean bill of health, which seemed a little sadistic since I looked like a corpse compared to my former self. But apparently, actually being alive is not a <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">pre</span>requisite for caring for your newborn, or in Emily's case, resuming an exercise <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">regimen</span>.<br /><br />First hurdle: the baby jogger. When I put Toby's eight-pound self in the seat, the shoulder harness hit him in the forehead. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Uggh</span>, maybe in a few months... I left him with Greg knowing this completely unnecessary stint away from home would cost my husband his Shalom for the next thirty minutes. <br /><br />When Emily and I set out, my sports bra felt like a vice holding two leaky water balloons (which was <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">reeeeeally</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">ooky</span>). "You can make it a mile," said Satan, skipping off unencumbered. It was really hard. Really, really hard. I panted and wheezed and took it one mailbox at a time. It didn't seem fair that I was starting over. I ran a half marathon the month before I got pregnant and now I was back at the <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">beginning</span> again.<br /><br />I did make it a mile, but it was different. It took more out of me than my nursing and overtired self had to give. Something had changed in me -- something deeper than my lack of fitness. At home, I stood over my baby boy, swaddled and beautiful in his Moses basket. <br /><br />He would come first.Andi Hawkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06545652568540019002noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929975427852068083.post-81381509876999971792009-03-23T05:00:00.002-05:002009-08-13T14:15:27.520-05:00The Running Mama-To-BeEmily would not go down without a fight. She was intensely devoted to my pregnancy fitness. It was my first baby and my head floated in a cloudy plain somewhere between neurotic jubilation and maternal fantasy (when I wasn't dry-heaving on the front lawn). Emily however, was googling specialty workout ideas and buying prenatal Yoga tapes on E-bay. If I had put in half the effort Emily did, my baby might have popped out ready for the White Rock.<br /><br />I liked the idea of shattering the plump, lumbering stereotype of pregnancy in lieu of svelte athleticism, but I didn't have it in me. Running was so hard now, with the extra weight and nausea, and I sort of wanted to enjoy the break. Every day Emily would come over to yank me off the couch, and every day I would half-<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">heartedly</span> succumb.<br /><br />In November she finally gave up. She bought a bright red jogging stroller for my baby shower and presented it with obvious hope. I still love that girl.<br /><br />Christmas passed quickly for everyone but me. The hands of the clock seemed locked in place, though I watched them with fierce devotion. I read <em>What to Expect</em>, <em>The Girlfriend's Guide</em>, and <em>Pregnancy Week-By-Week</em> until they were floppy and redundant. I surfed <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">BabyCenter</span> message boards and envied the women posting newborn pictures and typing out lengthy birth stories with obscene attention to detail.<br /><br />The slowest increment of time known to humanity is the final week of pregnancy. While you are living it, tortoises seem to undergo a full life cycle. It is <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">tortuously</span> boring, turning you into a bloated whiner, compulsively devoted to your own well-being.<br /><br />And then one day it's over. Just like that. <br /><br />Well, sort of...Andi Hawkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06545652568540019002noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929975427852068083.post-76344809888678247172009-03-21T11:50:00.000-05:002009-08-13T14:15:27.520-05:00How I Got Fast(er)I didn't run by myself for long before word got out that I was "on the market." Runners are notoriously savage at capturing one another for training partnerships. I didn't know Emily at all before she cornered my husband at church and claimed me. Greg warned that she might be a touch faster. I figured it couldn't be that bad since she was only five-two. Right? Crickets.<br /><br />Emily rationalized our partnership as mutually beneficial. She was fast, but couldn't run far. I was slow, but used to long distances. It was running stasis, equal and opposite parts balancing each other into harmony. Lovely.<br /><br />The harmony sounded like a wheezing, barfing, housecat being drug behind a cheetah. Emily was so darned competitive. No matter how fast I ran, her pace was two notches faster. I think If I ran at the speed of light, Emily would have projected herself into the future and beat me anyway.<br /><br />I finally gave up trying to stay with her and kept a couple steps back. As long as I wasn't beside her, she would sink into a non-puke-inducing pace. Believe it or not, Emily and I became quite the pair. For almost two years we wore out running shoes on our Texas country roads. We entered dozens of road races together (and the Hotter n' Hell Hundred cycling ride!) and in the end, we both met our original goals. Still when I think of Emily, my mind fills with sunshine and the smell of hay blowing across the hills.<br /><br />There was only one thing compelling enough to quench our running bliss. It was an evening mid-May when I saw it, plain as day, and marvelled at the powerful emotions it stirred in my heart.<br /><br />Through the tiny window on a little white stick were <em>two pink lines</em>.Andi Hawkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06545652568540019002noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929975427852068083.post-27054178193214451632009-03-17T05:00:00.004-05:002009-08-13T14:15:27.521-05:00While I'm In BetweenIt was <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iliotibial_Band_Syndrome">iliotibial band syndrome</a>. Just an overuse injury caused by a tight, irritated muscle on the outside of my thigh. (I, along with half of all runners, am an expert on this injury so feel free to e-mail questions about it!**) The only cure was complete cessation of all running.<br /><br />Running is spiritual. It is the shadow of my relationship with God, a physical symbol for an invisible inner life. Through it I learned to be strong, to be humble, to persevere. Now it was time to surrender.<br /><br />So, for three months I didn’t so much as jog across the parking lot.<br /><br />Winter passed slowly. Things began to change. Greg and I moved into a new house in the country. I secured a teaching job at a school close by for the following year. I started a small group for teenage girls in our upstairs room.<br /><br />One morning I looked out the window at the fresh blue skies of Spring. I grabbed my running shoes from the dark corner of my closet and started again. This time, it was no girl, pouting and selfish who flew across the countryside under the warm sun.<br /><br />It was a <em>woman</em>.<br /><br /><br /><span style="color:#330033;">*“While I’m In Between” taken from <em>Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman</em> by Britney Spears.<br /><br />**Iliotibial Band Syndrome (ITBS): The IT band connects the iliac (hip) to the tibia (at the knee). A healthy IT band can move back and forth across the femoral epicondyle with each step, pain free. When the band is overused, it tightens, becomes inflamed, and causes a painful burning on the outside of the knee or down the outside of the thigh.<br /><br />If you think you have an IT band injury, stop running immediately and focus on getting it loose again. Special stretches </span><a href="http://runningtimes.com/Article.aspx?ArticleID=6099"><span style="color:#330033;"><span style="color:#990000;">here</span> </span></a><span style="color:#330033;">can show you how to properly care for the injury and prevent it from happening in the future. Also, a foam roller is miraculous for IT bands.<br /><br />If you live in the metroplex, </span><a href="http://www.wrightwellness.com/"><span style="color:#330033;"><span style="color:#990000;">GO HERE</span> </span></a><span style="color:#330033;">for an evaluation and adjustment. </span><a href="http://www.wrightwellness.com/Meet%20the%20Docs.nxg"><span style="color:#330033;"><span style="color:#990000;">This guy</span> </span></a><span style="color:#330033;">has saved the running careers of half our church.</span>Andi Hawkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06545652568540019002noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929975427852068083.post-79193447173159208662009-03-16T05:09:00.004-05:002009-08-13T14:15:27.521-05:00The Best Laid PlansAnd that was good.<br /><br />It was a slow death. I decided to train for a marathon. A group from church was doing the Houston HP, and it seemed like the perfect diversion from my sulking self-absorption. I paid the entry fee and immediately increased my mileage.<br /><br />Four and six miles morphed into eight, ten, and fifteen miles. Sometimes my runs were so long it felt like the seasons changed from the beginning to the end. I trudged forward like a soldier because it wasn’t just about running, but creating my place in our new life. It gave me value, friends, an <em>identity</em>.<br /><br />I completed a twenty-miler, our longest pre-race distance, two weeks before that chilly afternoon in January. I stopped by my trail after work for a quick eight. The temp dropped during the day, and all I had with me was shorts. I thought about skipping to bundle up with a latte, but it mattered too much to me. I changed clothes and set out. My legs never got warm. When I finished, they were red and splotchy, tight, and a searing pain shot down my right thigh.<br /><br />Everything rational told me to rest, but I didn’t. The next Saturday I was back on the trail with a group from church, limp-running to keep up. A dull burn in my leg heated into a raging fire until I couldn’t force another step. I sat down on my butt in the middle of the path and cried.<br /><br />All the training. All the time. All the plans.<br /><br />But no marathon.Andi Hawkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06545652568540019002noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929975427852068083.post-59597826636861921172009-03-14T15:52:00.004-05:002009-08-13T14:15:27.522-05:00The Long and Lonely RoadWe moved in June. Sold the cute house. Quit the jobs. Said goodbye to Melissa. Left my family and friends.<br /><br />And off we went to the little town in Texas where Greg would be youth pastor of Toby's two-year-old church. A church that formerly held services in a <em>bar</em>.<br /><br />When I crossed the threshold of our new rent house I was greeted by two dead roaches and a fog of must. We knew we were supposed to be here. We <em>knew</em>. But suddenly, I was scared of what we were doing. I had no friends. I had no job. I had no place that was mine to make home. I didn't want to be sad, but I couldn't stop it. I cried and I cried and I cried. <br /><br />For two months.<br /><br />At the end of summer, a school across the metroplex hired me to teach PE. A commute that took two minutes in Oklahoma now took forty-five. I thought about how to survive it, and my answer came in the form of a trail halfway between work and home. It was a two-mile loop that surrounded a health club frequented by many members of our church. Greg and I joined and I became the world's most grateful runner.<br /><br />Every day after work I stopped at my trail and ran as many loops as light allowed. I was ashamed of how difficult our new life was for me. I thought about everything. My old friends, my family, my cute house in Edmond, now home for someone else. I thought about our life here, how hard people were on a new youth pastor, and how lonely I was. <br /><br />As I ran, the green summer turned into frigid fall and everything around my trail died. <br /><br />Including me.Andi Hawkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06545652568540019002noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929975427852068083.post-30824686414797920052009-03-10T10:46:00.006-05:002009-08-13T14:15:27.522-05:00Melissa Could Run Reeeeeally FarMelissa taught at the same elementary school I did. It only took a week's worth of gossip in the teacher's lounge for our coworkers organize a running partnership for the two of us. I was the youngest person on staff, newly married, and almost as qualified to teach as the custodian. She was the mother of three boys, stellar at her job, and beloved by all. She needed someone to keep her company on runs when her husband was on fireman duty.<br /><br />She informed me that their usual distance was ten miles, but she was willing to cut it in half if I wanted. I said, "Thank you," though I should have said "please bring a defibrillator and oxygen tank in your fanny pack because I am grossly overstating my actual <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">abilities</span> to impress and befriend you." We made plans and I was a little nervous.<br /><br />Mellisa <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">preferred</span> running at dawn over dusk. I drug myself out of bed and we set out on the dark, quiet streets of Edmond. The first day I really thought I might die. I don't know how I even made it since I still hadn't actually run <em>three</em> miles before without a walking break let alone <em>five</em>. I knew I could not blow the chance to be her friend. Though I was a much slower running partner than her husband, she never complained. We talked about work, and marriage, and her kids. We talked and talked and one day I came home from our run and I didn't feel like puking.<br /><br />Some friends of Greg's in Texas invited us out for the weekend. Greg was going to play golf and I decided to run my very first 10K at the Ft. Worth <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Cowtown</span>. A group from a small country church was running their first marathon the same day. One of them was <a href="http://blogs.crosstimberschurch.org/toby/">Toby Slough</a>, the church's pastor. Since Toby was a good friend of Greg's we stayed to cheer him across the finish line.<br /><br />Maybe it was prophetic, maybe it was just a pointed coincidence to look back on later when times got lonely. We watched the men as they came to the end, hurting, leaning on each other, and crying tears of joy. I was inspired, not only to keep running, but to find that same kind of belonging. Only God knew that within months our lives would change and we would be among them, following Toby down a different kind of road, a longer, harder, more beautiful road than I had ever run before.Andi Hawkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06545652568540019002noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929975427852068083.post-23025456523111743662009-03-07T17:00:00.003-06:002009-08-13T14:15:27.523-05:00"I'm Right Behind You..."The only thing worse than the first few weeks of running is starting with a friend who is a “natural.” My friend was Courtney and to this day I am still bitter.<br /><br />While I drug myself through the neighborhood in shame, Courtney opted to train on the treadmill. She was with me at the first 5k, but at that time neither of us really knew split from <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">fartlek</span>, so I <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">wasn</span>’t aware she had stinking lungs like Lance Armstrong.<br /><br />At our second race, I expected to steamroll passed her because the treadmill is a lousy substitute for pavement. I thought. About two seconds after the gun fired she was gone. I <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">didn</span>’t see her again until the finish line whence she was sucking on an orange slice and cheering for me. <em>Evil freak of nature…</em><br /><br />Over the course of months I worked very hard to catch her. I tried everything to make me better. It <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">didn</span>’t. Instead, I learned two valuable running lessons.<br /><br />The first was <em>not comparing</em>. Nothing killed my drive more than feeling like I would never catch Courtney. It <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">wasn</span>’t fair. I worked just as hard. No <em>harder</em>. How long could she blaze past me? Finally, one day I got my answer. It was “forever.” The truth is that some people really are born to run. Sometimes to be happy yourself, you have to just let them go.<br /><br />The second lesson was <em>time</em>. I was nearing college graduation and there <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">wasn</span>’t much of it left after classes, homework, and my job. Before, I sort of thought a person could toss in a few miles here and there and still get better. After months of this, I wondered what would happen if I formally regimented myself to the cause. I tried all methods: training journals, new workout gear, music, lake runs. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Ugghhh</span>. Something was still missing. Something more compelling than my own strong will.<br /><br />It <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">wasn</span>’t until after collecting my diploma and landing a teaching job nearby that I got my first running windfall. She was cute, quiet, and disciplined.<br /><br />And she changed my life.Andi Hawkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06545652568540019002noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929975427852068083.post-5724510615526985532009-03-06T21:15:00.006-06:002009-08-13T14:15:27.523-05:00Running Isn't Hard. STARTING Running Is Hard.I <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">wasn</span>’t going to show up for my second 5k without a bit more practice. I set out for a jog feeling very fit and healthy because choosing to run already set me in a higher existential sphere. I imagined how I must look to people driving by, wishing they were a svelte athlete in training like me.<br /><br />It was precisely .5 miles around my block according to my odometer. I figured I would circle three or four times. All I needed was will power, yeah? Set my mind to it! I waved to the old man across the street and kicked up my heels.<br /><br />I passed only two mailboxes when suddenly the only sound in the whole neighborhood was my abnormally loud breathing. I tried to control it by puffing out my cheeks with each exhale, but it only made my brain feel hot and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">whooshy</span> like every blood cell in there was trying to escape. In fact, my whole body pounded like it might explode. <em>This <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">doesn</span>’t seem right</em>, I thought because I had seen tons of people run and not once did any of them spontaneously <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">combust</span>.<br /><br />As I rounded the first corner, I stopped to walk which really hurt my pride and snuffed my enthusiasm for the whole idea. It took the entire half block before I could inhale without sounding like an asthmatic Darth Vader.<br /><br />I jogged again before I passed the old man across the street. I wanted him to think I ran the whole way, because I am that shallow. I ended up going four times around in the same pattern. Run my street, walk to the opposite street. I hope he was impressed.<br /><br />When I finally found myself back in my own driveway I was completely spent. No one told me running felt like strapping your lungs in a vice and dragging eight bowling balls behind you. How did people do this? And why????<br /><br />Later, after a shower and a sandwich I noticed something. I felt sore and tired, but also… great. It was like happy-relaxed-exerted-great.<br /><br />Maybe I could try again.Andi Hawkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06545652568540019002noreply@blogger.com10